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May, 2004

Vol.5. NO. 5 ...............................................................................Pages 2 and 3




Workin’ at the Car Wash
Confirmed True by Darwin

At work, Manoel Messias Batista Coelho was responsible for cleaning out the storage tanks of gasoline tanker trucks. He had been employed in that capacity for two months when he ran afoul of fuel. The 35-year-old began to fill a tanker with water, a standard safety procedure that forces flammable vapor out of the container. He returned an hour later to check whether the water level was high enough to proceed. But he had trouble deciding, because it was so DARK inside the tanker. A resourceful employee, Manoel forgot the very reason why he was filling the tank with water when he lit a cigarette lighter to shed some light on the situation. His little test successfully determined that the water level was NOT yet high enough for safety. The vapor explosion launched him through the air, and he landed in the company parking lot 100 meters away. Manoel suffered severe burns, blunt force trauma, and an injury to the head that exposed his brain. Our witless car washer had learned his terminal lesson in safety by the time the firemen arrived.

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North Central New Mexico's Events
For more events visit http://www.newmexico.org/calendar

Apr 30 and 8        Los Alamos High School Olions continue their 50th anniversary and 8 season with five performances of “Guys and Dolls,” Thursday, May 6 at 6:00 p.m. and Friday and Saturday, May 7 and 8 at 7:00 p.m. at the Duane Smith Auditorium, 1300 Diamond Drive, Los Alamos.  Advance tickets on sale at Gordon’s CD’s, Records & Tapes and at the door, 30 minutes prior to each performance. $10/adults, $5/seniors and students 6-18. All former Olions are cordially invited to attend a special anniversary reception following the May 8 performance.  For further information visit www.olions.com on the web
or call 663-2541.

 

May 7                 Pojoaque Valley Youth Coalition Workshop called Youth Empowerment Through Media and Literacy. Pojoaque High School. Fidel Moreno will be sharing filmmaking, narrative process, and “Telling Your Story”. Joe Ray Sandoval will be sharing Spoken Word, Poetry Outloud, and he will perform. Erin Badhand will be sharing Spoken Word, Poetry Outloud and will perform. 

May 7                     Kirtan with virtuoso harmonium and tabla player Geoffrey 
		Gordon from San Francisco and Bansuri flutist, Manose, from
		 Nepal and Tika Morgan, singer and Afro Brazilian dancer. Yoga 
		and Dance Pavilion, Tesuque, 7:30 p.m., tickets: 992-6832 
 
 
May 8		Robert Mirabal in Concert at Pojoaque PowWow 
		Grounds. Along with “Y Que”, and Blue Spruce Standing 
		Deer. Activities to start at 4 p.m.
 
 
May 8		Mothering Magazine and Whole Foods Market are 
		celebrating Mother’s Day Weekend at Whole Foods 
		Market, 753 Cerrillos Road. Samples available all day 
		in the store. Activities from 1-4 pm in the community 
		building. For information call 505-989-8176.
 
 
May 8		World Music of The Heart Concert with 
		Geoffrey Gordon, Manose and Tika Morgan. Yoga 
		and Dance Pavilion, Tesuque, 7:30 p.m., tickets: 
		992-6832 
 
 
May 15		Chipper Thompson (Singer-songwriter) Concert. Please 
		contact Mike at 505-473-5723. For more biographical 
		info, see ThirstyEarFestival.com.
 
 
May 15		Wild Plant Walk. 9:00a.m. - 3:00p.m. Learn useful plants in  
23 & 29 		the forest. $35. (No heavy hiking). Contact: Carole Tashel, 
		Herbalist, 466-6153.
 
 
May 16		The Santa Fe premiere of Do It for Uncle Graham will be a 
		benefit for Concerned Citizens for Nuclear Safety. Lensic
		Performing Arts Center at 6:30 p.m.  The film will be shown 
		with Atomic Artist:  Tony Price, a documentary about artist 
		Tony Price who used models of nuclear weapons components 
		to create sculpture.  For ticket information, please contact the 
		Lensic at 988-1234 or CCNS at 986-1973.
 
 
May 22		Vision Makers Media Project Group meets every other 
		weekend and holds workshops for the youth at Cities of 
		Gold Hotel. These workshops are all free for the youth. 
		As a collective group they will be producing “Staying Alive” 
		which is a video project for the Pojoaque Valley Schools 
		and educational system to aid in the identification, 
		prevention, and intervention of suicide awareness.



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Inside This Issue
 

"Check this Out" ........... 5

Book Reviews..................15

Down at the
Retirement Center ........7

Driving .........................13

Earth Based
Vocation ...................11

EcoVersity Classes..........  1

Ex-Nixon Aid Says Bush
Should Be Impeached.. 5

Experts Predict a
Terrorist Attack .......
... 7

Family............................ 6

Friendly Fallout.............. 4

Guess Editorial from
Bussflash.com
........... 12

"I Can Hear Just Fine" ..11

Lara's Alternative
Products Review .......... 8

Letter to the Editor ..........10

Life on a Commune...........6

Movie Making in NM ....... 4

Natural House Building
Education
................... 13

New TV Show ................ 13

North Central NM
Events..
....................... 3

Old Friends ................... 11

Pojoaque Valley Youth
Coalition
.................... 9

Romance ..........................8

Second Time's a Charm...  9

Slaughterhouse
Robbery ..................... 7

Tell Me This Won't
Happen To Us..............5

Udall Calls for Increased
Investment ..................6

Unclassifieds ..................8

Weird News ..................14

Where to Find the
Sun-News ..................2

Who Done It? ................2

Workin' at the Car
Wash ........................3

Zen and the Asteroid ......1

 

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